From a courtroom transcript:

A: You've got to figure I'm a pretty conservative lady. This is the first concert I had ever been to.

Q: Of any kind?

A: Well, I take that back. I went to Jerry Lee Lewis when I was 16 years old.

Q: There was no shooting at that concert, was there?

A: No. A whole lot of shaking going on, but no shooting.


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