``I can see you, and so can Jesus!''

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No-one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

``I can see you, and so can Jesus!''

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a budgie, who pipes up again

``I can see you, and so can Jesus!''

``So what,'' says the burglar, ``You're only a budgie!''

To which the budgie replies ``Maybe, but Jesus is a Rottweiler!''